What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Black people

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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whats better than shoes feet

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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God.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Jewish People

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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beiber i straight

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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gay marriage.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Exactly what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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