Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Black people

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

whats better than shoes feet

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Guess what? Chicken butt

God.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

beiber i straight

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

gay marriage.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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