Hi poop!

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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My mom's dead

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Justin Bieber

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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