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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

Womens rights

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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