When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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ur mother

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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suck my dick.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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