your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Y2K

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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