A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

W.N.B.A.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Herman Cain

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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