What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

two fish are in a tank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

I love boobs

i hate you.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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