why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

What comes after "Q" R

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

I love boobs

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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