What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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drugs.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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