- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Men's rights

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

two fish are in a tank.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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