What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Go away.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Can I touch it?

Steering Wheel Face.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Oliver's friends

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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