- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

I LIKE TURLES.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

whats better than shoes feet

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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