Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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barack osama

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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SPAMS!!!

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Anti Joke

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