Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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gay marriage.

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Covietz has a large penis

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SAY

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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A fat man buys a salad

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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