- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless person dies.

why did the chicken cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

how does peploe get around they walk

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

9/11/01 walks into a bar

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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