How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Real jokes.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

i am predestal

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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