What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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That's what he said.

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Haha pizza

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Penis

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Aodhan Hearty

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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