- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Knock knock Nobody's home.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

johann grayson being liked

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Jews for Jesus

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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