a banana

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

A scottish man having fun

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

This joke isnt funny.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

black people. that is all...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

I am really good at math debating

whats young and never moved? still born baby

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Hitler is my role model

how do you stop a train? you cant..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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