What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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SPAMS!!!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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throbbing slobber

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Haha pizza

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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