Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Women's rights

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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