- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

SAY

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Indeed.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

The jets are a good team..

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

A joke

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Windows Vista

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Womens rights.

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