- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

i am predestal

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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