- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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