Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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The geese of Growmore

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Women rights.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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