If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Ben is gay

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Anti Joke

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