A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

What is big and white, not the moon CC

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Freedom of Speech

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

An Irishman stays home

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