- Anti Joke

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Well, this is fun.

Miscarriages.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Knock Knock Come in.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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