A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Myspace

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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