Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Kate

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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come along children

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Why Because

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