justin littleton. nuff said

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

I won the game.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Guess what? Chicken butt

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

knock knock whos there .. derp

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Pianca going ham

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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