What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Punchline.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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