This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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The Aristocrats

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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arse

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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i wish i was a tree !

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