what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Women's rights

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

amy copied adams haircut :0

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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