What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Womens rights.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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I am black.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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