Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What break when you talk?

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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no

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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