Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Poop

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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