- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

David Cameron

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Peas

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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