What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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Gustavo Andrade

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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