Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Knock Knock Come in

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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