- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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