How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Your big dick.

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Potassium? K.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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