Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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God is real.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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