What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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My mom

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Indians

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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