whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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