- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

a man checks his mypsace

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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