- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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