A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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The New York Giants

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

batman farted so hes retarded

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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