Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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A pope meets another one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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