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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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