- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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