A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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