I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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