- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

a man checks his mypsace

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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