- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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