- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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