- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Ross.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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