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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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