It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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