whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

womens rights

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

miha kako si?

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

i'm hard

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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