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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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star wars kid

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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