A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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