What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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a black man pays his child support

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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