- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Tony Romo

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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