- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

i like it in the mouth

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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